Mickey Friedman
October 25, 2019
Thanks to Foxy Friends I have a handle on this corruption stuff. Though the socialists talk about the Trumps making money while they govern us, my friends at Foxy know it’s all about the Bidens.
Hunter Biden, who knows zlitch about Ukrainian energy, gets $50,000 a month sitting on a Ukrainian energy company Board of Directors. While VP Dad works to get one corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor replaced by another corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor, who luckily spilled his beans to Rudy Guiliani, America’s Mayor. Who knows a thing about dirty Russian/Ukrainian money.
Imagine what the hypocrite Biden Deep State Democrats might say if President Trump appointed his son-in-law to negotiate Middle East peace with Arab leaders who buy apartments in Trump properties? Arabs who’ll loan him hundreds of millions of dollars to bail out some clunker real estate deal he’s involved in? You’d never hear the end of it.
There’s corrupt. And then there’s corrupt. Fifty grand a month just because Hunter’s Dad is VP is not your run-of-the-mill nepotism – the kind no one cares about – where your daughter gets all kinds of patents from the Chinese dictators you’re negotiating with. Why? Because we’re talking Ukraine. And everybody knows – even you know – these Ukrainians are the guys who are hiding Hillary Clinton’s server. Sitting on those thirty thousand emails. Everything we need to Lock Her Up.
Some people don’t even know where Ukraine is. Or know that our new best friend Vladimir Putin is graciously willing to move his Russian troops there so he can take of Ukraine. And with the help of our President and Rudy Guiliani end the kind of corruption practiced by Hunter Biden.
Thanks to Foxy Friends, we know that Chief Witch Mueller of the illegal Witch Hunt, and his eighteen Democrats got it completely wrong. With Comey and McCabe and that Peter and Lisa couple. Absolutely wrong. Because it was the Ukrainians who meddled. Pretending to be Russians. It’s amazing what a little make-up can do. And special effects.
Remember that building the Chief Witch showed us – that Internet Research Agency place supposedly in St. Petersburg, where the wink wink Russians pretended to be Americans on Facebook and Instagram. Remember those supposed Russian hackers who hacked the Democrats? Well, Rudy and his Ukrainian Americans friends, Parnas and Fruman who patriotically gave maybe Ukrainian/Russian money to help elect our President are onto something when they point to Ukraine.
Have you ever actually been to St. Petersburg? Do you really believe that building is in Russia? That the Russian hackers are really Russians in Russia? I’m betting the building is in Kiev, Ukraine. Another reason why President Trump wants the new President of Ukraine to look into corruption. To look into the Bidens. To find the servers. And Hillary Clinton’s emails. So finally we can get on with it. And Lock Her Up.
Dems whine that the President held up military aid to Ukraine. To fight the Russians. But think about it. Can’t we just get along. Anyway, letting Putin take some more of Ukraine is a small price to pay to find those emails. Maybe give him Syria.
Do you know if anyone at Customs actually searched Hunter Biden the last time he came home from Ukraine? Has anyone recently searched his closets? You could easily hide Hillary’s server beneath some used skis.
Here’s a friendly warning. The Fake News Deep Staters will try to divert your attention from the Bidens. With stories about Air Force pilots who bill the tax-payers for overnight lodging at Turnberry, our President’s fantastic resort in Scotland. A measly $180,000 for rooms for US aircrews. Would you rather they sleep in the street? And from what I’m told, Turnberry serves a nifty Continental breakfast. The Dems have no shame.
You’ll probably hear about all the money the Trump golf properties are charging the President’s Secret Service detail for protecting him. So necessary, because he always combines pleasure with work with on the fairways. You have any idea how many ridiculous clean air and clean water environmental protections he’s eliminated just while putting?
Nitpickers make a big deal that out of 996 days as President, Donald Trump has spent 308 days at Trump properties and has gone golfing 238 times. So impeach him because he knows how to relax. Something the Bidens ought to learn. Forbes says that up to July 2019, it cost US taxpayers up to $105 million. Not bad considering he saved affordable health care while golfing with Lindsey Graham. A bargain.
Ask yourself: does Joe Biden even know how to golf? How will he ever come up with a tax cut for the rich if he doesn’t know how to golf?
Don’t be surprised if AOC and her socialists start whining about Trump Towers in Istanbul just because we’ve cut and run and are letting Turkey kill the Kurds.
There’s corrupt. And there’s corruption.
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On Corruption was first published in the October 17 issue of The Berkshire Record.